There will be no casket or urn at the funeral of Charlie Sheen’s alter ego Charlie Harper on Two and Half Men. Instead, just one of his famous bowling shirts will be hanging when his friends come to pay respect to the man. This furthers the theory that he died in a plane crash when flying to or from France, where he was last seen going to Paris with Rose. It isn’t clear that besides the shirt, whether they will have a picture of Sheen as is customary in funerals where the body is not recovered. Given the hatred that Lorre has for Sheen, it’s doubtful he’ll even go that far.

There will be plenty of stars, people who have appeared before, such as friends and past conquests. Jenny McCarthy, who appeared in six episodes as Courtney, will be back. And in an odd twist, Melanie Lynskey (who is Rose) will also be returning. Did Charlie leave her in Paris? Also leaked out was that John Stamos, who was a candidate to take Sheen’s place, will also make an appearance which seems like even more knife twisting by the producers.

Kutcher has also been announced that he will be an internet entrepreneur that is extremely rich and feels for Sheen’s family, thus allowing them to stay.