TMZ is reporting that Charlie Sheen has been offered $3 million for a three year endorsement deal with EstablishedMen.com, a dating site that attempts to hook up attractive and ambitious girls to guys who have a lot of money. It certainly seems right up Sheen’s alley and if all went well, would have even more perks. The service would also like to make him president of the company and give him a 50% share if things worked out. And he doesn’t have to be worried about being fired for rude behavior like on Two and a Half Men. It would be in his contract that he can’t be let go for that reason. So what could be wrong with this deal?

Well, first of all, Charlie made more than $1 million in one year, with an international tour upcoming, so it’s unlikely he’ll see the deal as being that lucrative. Also, the job stipulates that he has to move to Toronto for the duration, but his friends say that they can’t see him moving out of Los Angeles and the US and away from his kids. And he can only work for them and no one else, which means no movies, no TV shows, no tours, etc. And his “Goddess” would probably have to move with him. In the end, doesn’t seem like that great an offer for the warlock, but who knows? Stranger things have happened.

There is no word on whether Charlie is even pondering the offer, much less accept.