While he’s already moved onto Boston on his Violent Torpedo of Truth tour, where he got mixed reviews, he had quite a time in the Big Apple before leaving and we don’t mean the two shows. After his second and last show in New York, he decided to take in the area of Westchester the same night and early the next morning, making three main stops. Chuck Zito, Sheen’s former bodyguard, and Natalie Kenly, one of his goddesses, joined the wizard on a trip around town in a night to rival all nights. However, despite the frustration of touring and the issues that he’s had, Sheen went completely sober and still had a winning time apparently.

Zito owns or operates two different place in New York and he wanted to show his pal those locations. Charlie first stopped by his Street Fighting School, where he learned a little bit about being a sparring partner, getting in the ring with Zito. But since he left his glasses on, the guy refused to lay a hand on him. Besides, it wouldn’t have done to have him bruised for the next show, although on second thought, maybe it would have helped. The other was a survival school that Zito conducted at a privately owned gym for which he gave his companions a tour.

One of the highlights surely for Sheen was fine dining for his friends at City Island Lobster House. Joined by Zito and Kenly and his two special guests at the stage show, Inside the Actor’s Studio James Lipton and Darryl Strawberry of New York Yankee fame, his mission was to eat until he dropped. At the restaurant, according to Sheen’s Twitter feed, he wanted so many barbeque ribs that it would put him into a coma and was willing to stay there quite a while to make it happen. But he didn’t go into a coma, but did enjoy some great food and great company. Still a bit hungry later though, he stopped by Dunkin Donuts with his entourage.

The night ended at Big Joe & Son’s Tattooing around 3:30am, which was quite late for the small retail business, but he kept it open for Sheen. After talking about new designs for his arm with the owner and staff, Sheen reportedly decided to pass, while Kenly got a tattoo on her wrist of a nautical compass. But according to the embattled actor, only Lilly knows for sure if he got a tattoo or not. Who’s Lilly? A long corn snake that slithers about the tattoo shop. Sheen, apparently not afraid, put the serpent around him and his girl for pictures, one of which he posted on Twitter.

Since there was no report of a room being trashed, that is at least a big improvement and so despite the chaotic night, he did what every other tourist would do. Play tourist in one of the USA’s most famous cities. Wouldn’t you?