Well the Violent Torpedo of Truth is still rolling on and he’s actually doing quite well with audiences now that he’s changed the format of the show after Detroit to more of an on-stage interview than a free for all chaotic disaster that he tried to perform in Detroit. Charlie Sheen says though that he will drop the jabs about Detroit in the upcoming shows, after railing on them mercilessly in the last two shows. As people have said, if he played the show he is playing now instead of his “experiment”, he would have been fine. And picking on them for his own failures is really below the belt. Some people do say that he should bring the show back there and let the people see that one, but there is no money in that for him and it’s doubtful that the people would cut him any slack after what he’s been saying.

Charlie Sheen has apologized to Cryer for calling him a traitor and a troll, sort of. The angry mouthed co-star said that he was upset and that his words were flowing out of him carelessly and that he felt bad about saying it, but didn’t deny that he still felt Cryer betrayed him. He issued in typical Sheen fashion what he called an apol, which is a half apology. Apol will no doubt be trademarked and appear on shirts soon. Cryer isn’t too concerned though. He just landed a role in the musical Company, where he will play the doped up guy who roommates with Neil Patrick Harris’ character. The show will only last for three nights, but has some big name stars in it like Christina Hendricks and others. The stint will not interfere with Two and a Half Men if it does survive. Cryer is currently looking for another gig though, just in case.

Charlie Sheen invited those that had won a silent auction in Oakville, near Toronto Canada, to get tickets for two to see Two and Half Men being taped live. But since the show has been halted indefinitely, the prize is no longer valid. So this left the prize winners and the auction organizers in a fix. Sheen offered to give the three people, all of who donated $13,500 each to Habitat for Humanities in the auction, tickets to his stage show. They will get a private meeting with Sheen as well. At least one of the winners gladly accepted the switch, looking forward to seeing Charlie speak.

The UK version of Celebrity Big Brother is interesting in having Charlie Sheen come live in their house. The reality based series where strangers are thrown together into a living space, choosing who gets evicted as time goes on would be just the right fit for Sheen. Producers can just imagine the havoc he could wreak. He’s probably only agree though if he could bring his Goddesses with him.

And speaking of goddesses, Charlie Sheen says that he really would like Mila Kunis, who recently starred in Black Swan, to be his third goddess. Good luck with that. It’s highly doubtful that the Russian born actress is going to submit herself to being his arm candy, not with the career she has for herself. He said that the goddesses steal stuff, but he wouldn’t mind if Mila did, because he would still be winning if she robbed him. He even kidded around that he would buy all her favorite things and wait for her to come around. Why do I have a feeling that Kunis doesn’t need to steal things that she wants. Sheen also commented that his ex-wife also wanted to be the third goddess.